In Holland it's yellow, and it hurts when it hits
your eye..
A train.
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Aiken
Jokes
I just can laugh about the most stupid jokes. Do
you have some for me? I like this one, because
it's too lame:
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.
The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably.
He asks the delivery man, ''What the heck did you put on this pizza?''
The delivery man bows deeply and says, ''We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only.''
Hahahaah! Hilarious!
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.
The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably.
He asks the delivery man, ''What the heck did you put on this pizza?''
The delivery man bows deeply and says, ''We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only.''
Hahahaah! Hilarious!
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Wolf
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Aiken
That kind... I know 100's
It's green and if you eat it you die...
A snookertable.
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>Wolf wrote:
In Holland it's yellow, and it hurts when it hits your eye..
A train.
A snookertable.
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>Wolf wrote:
In Holland it's yellow, and it hurts when it hits your eye..
A train.
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Wolf
Agreed
It's yellow and you can smash it.
A chick.
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>Aiken wrote:
It's green and if you eat it you die...
A snookertable.
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>Wolf wrote:
In Holland it's yellow, and it hurts when it hits your eye..
A train.
A chick.
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>Aiken wrote:
It's green and if you eat it you die...
A snookertable.
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>Wolf wrote:
In Holland it's yellow, and it hurts when it hits your eye..
A train.
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Jenny Valentine
DX That took me a while to get...
ahahas
ahahas
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Aiken
I guess that says more about the joke than you,
hon! :)
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Wolf
I know, I should never become a comedian..
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rider roxs
I agree! you both shouldn't!
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Aiken
Thanks...
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>rider roxs wrote:
I agree! you both shouldn't!
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>rider roxs wrote:
I agree! you both shouldn't!
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Wolf
Hahahah.
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>Aiken wrote:
Thanks...
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>rider roxs wrote:
I agree! you both shouldn't!
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>Aiken wrote:
Thanks...
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>rider roxs wrote:
I agree! you both shouldn't!
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brendonfreak
Jokes?
I FINALLY FOUND THE FORUM!!!
I have a kinda brutal one...:
A baby seal walked into a club....
I FINALLY FOUND THE FORUM!!!
I have a kinda brutal one...:
A baby seal walked into a club....
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Jenny Lindeman
ok. my dad told me this. it is a blond joke. A
blond woman was speeding down the road, and this
blond cop pulled her over. And the cop said "ma'm
may i pease see ur liencse?" so the woman says,"
yes hold on." so she is digging though her purse
and pulls out a mirror. she can ee her reflection.
then shows it to the cop and the cop says, "ma'm
if i knew you were a cop i wouldn't have pulled
you over!"
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Jenny Valentine
Yes... I've heard that too many times to count DX
ohs, the blondeness-es. lol
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>Jenny Lindeman wrote:
ok. my dad told me this. it is a blond joke. A blond woman was speeding down the road, and this blond cop pulled her over. And the cop said "ma'm may i pease see ur liencse?" so the woman says," yes hold on." so she is digging though her purse and pulls out a mirror. she can ee her reflection. then shows it to the cop and the cop says, "ma'm if i knew you were a cop i wouldn't have pulled you over!"
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>Jenny Lindeman wrote:
ok. my dad told me this. it is a blond joke. A blond woman was speeding down the road, and this blond cop pulled her over. And the cop said "ma'm may i pease see ur liencse?" so the woman says," yes hold on." so she is digging though her purse and pulls out a mirror. she can ee her reflection. then shows it to the cop and the cop says, "ma'm if i knew you were a cop i wouldn't have pulled you over!"
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Jenny Valentine
I think the cop was supposed to be a blonde too...
from what I remember, anyway.
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Aiken
Blondes?
I know that one from two stupid brothers:
Brother 1 looking in the mirror:
Do you know this man? he asks his brother.
Let me see, sais brother 2.
Yes, that me.
Brother 1 looking in the mirror:
Do you know this man? he asks his brother.
Let me see, sais brother 2.
Yes, that me.
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Wolf
A cheap one
Two cows are enjoying a tasty chunk of grass.
Cow 1: "Moo!"
Cow 2: "Hey, I was going to say that!"
Cow 1: "Moo!"
Cow 2: "Hey, I was going to say that!"
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Aiken
Moo?
A 'tasty chunk of grass'.
Hahaha!
Hilarious!
Hahaha!
Hilarious!
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rider roxs
Moo?
yeah that is kinda of cheap. and Jenny Valentine
the cop is a blonde
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Eáránë
Ehhhhh ...
It's green/brownish and rushes down a snowy hill
...
A Skiwi
A Skiwi
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