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I just can laugh about the most stupid jokes. Do you have some for me? I like this one, because it's too lame:

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.

The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.

Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably.

He asks the delivery man, ''What the heck did you put on this pizza?''

The delivery man bows deeply and says, ''We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only.''

Hahahaah! Hilarious!
Apr 24, 2007 at 00:17
In Holland it's yellow, and it hurts when it hits your eye..

A train.
Apr 24, 2007 at 00:27
That kind... I know 100's
It's green and if you eat it you die...

A snookertable.
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>Wolf wrote:
In Holland it's yellow, and it hurts when it hits your eye..

A train.
Apr 24, 2007 at 00:32
Agreed
It's yellow and you can smash it.

A chick.
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>Aiken wrote:
It's green and if you eat it you die...

A snookertable.
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>Wolf wrote:
In Holland it's yellow, and it hurts when it hits your eye..

A train.
Apr 24, 2007 at 00:33
DX That took me a while to get...

ahahas
Apr 24, 2007 at 00:34
I guess that says more about the joke than you, hon! :)
Apr 24, 2007 at 00:44
I know, I should never become a comedian..
Apr 24, 2007 at 00:45
I agree! you both shouldn't!
Apr 24, 2007 at 03:44
Thanks...
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>rider roxs wrote:
I agree! you both shouldn't!
Apr 24, 2007 at 11:53
Hahahah.

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>Aiken wrote:
Thanks...
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>rider roxs wrote:
I agree! you both shouldn't!
Apr 24, 2007 at 12:36
Jokes?

I FINALLY FOUND THE FORUM!!!

I have a kinda brutal one...:

A baby seal walked into a club....
Apr 24, 2007 at 20:37
ok. my dad told me this. it is a blond joke. A blond woman was speeding down the road, and this blond cop pulled her over. And the cop said "ma'm may i pease see ur liencse?" so the woman says," yes hold on." so she is digging though her purse and pulls out a mirror. she can ee her reflection. then shows it to the cop and the cop says, "ma'm if i knew you were a cop i wouldn't have pulled you over!"
Apr 25, 2007 at 03:51
Yes... I've heard that too many times to count DX ohs, the blondeness-es. lol
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>Jenny Lindeman wrote:
ok. my dad told me this. it is a blond joke. A blond woman was speeding down the road, and this blond cop pulled her over. And the cop said "ma'm may i pease see ur liencse?" so the woman says," yes hold on." so she is digging though her purse and pulls out a mirror. she can ee her reflection. then shows it to the cop and the cop says, "ma'm if i knew you were a cop i wouldn't have pulled you over!"
Apr 25, 2007 at 04:59
I think the cop was supposed to be a blonde too... from what I remember, anyway.
Apr 25, 2007 at 05:00
Blondes?
I know that one from two stupid brothers:
Brother 1 looking in the mirror:
Do you know this man? he asks his brother.
Let me see, sais brother 2.
Yes, that me.
Apr 25, 2007 at 15:38
A cheap one
Two cows are enjoying a tasty chunk of grass.
Cow 1: "Moo!"
Cow 2: "Hey, I was going to say that!"
Apr 25, 2007 at 16:34
Moo?
A 'tasty chunk of grass'.
Hahaha!
Hilarious!
Apr 26, 2007 at 13:38
Moo?
yeah that is kinda of cheap. and Jenny Valentine the cop is a blonde
Apr 27, 2007 at 00:52
Ehhhhh ...
It's green/brownish and rushes down a snowy hill ...

A Skiwi
Apr 30, 2007 at 13:28
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