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I just can laugh about the most stupid jokes. Do you have some for me? I like this one, because it's too lame:

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.

The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.

Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably.

He asks the delivery man, ''What the heck did you put on this pizza?''

The delivery man bows deeply and says, ''We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only.''

Hahahaah! Hilarious!
Apr 24, 2007 at 00:17
That last one was hilarious =D
Okay. So there's this guy that goes to his grandma's funeral. When it's all over and he's walking to his car, he notices this man crying with such passion that it intrigues him. He walks over to the man and asks, "Sir, what's making you cry with such a passion? A son or daughter? A wife?"
The crying man replies, "No, my wife's ex-husband." =D

Buddy
Feb 6, 2009 at 12:19
One more
Okay, here's one that's so lame that I just HAVE to say it.

A man walks into a bar. OUCH!

Buddy
Feb 6, 2009 at 12:19
GOLFIN'
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.



The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please!!!! Please!!!! allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: It feels great, but I think my thumb's still broken.......
Feb 19, 2009 at 17:16
hey! lol
DX blonde jokes are mean! lol well my hair is part pink.
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>Jenny Lindeman wrote:
ok. my dad told me this. it is a blond joke. A blond woman was speeding down the road, and this blond cop pulled her over. And the cop said "ma'm may i pease see ur liencse?" so the woman says," yes hold on." so she is digging though her purse and pulls out a mirror. she can ee her reflection. then shows it to the cop and the cop says, "ma'm if i knew you were a cop i wouldn't have pulled you over!"
Jul 6, 2009 at 20:26
a joke that makes NO sense whatsoever...
my friend told me this. dont hate me cuz i posted it. XD

whats the difference between an orange? a bike because a snake has no armpits! lol




if you laughed at that without reading it a few times i think you need help...
Jul 6, 2009 at 20:39
A joke my friend came up with. It's funny for some reason.
Why couldn't the cat cross the road?

Because it was a carrot...

I dunno either.
Jul 22, 2009 at 22:32
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