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Aiken
"'The only true obscenity is war.' - Henry Miller"
"The only thing to fear is running out of beer."
"'Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.' - Albert Einstein"
Wolf
"Nothing is ever completely wrong. Even a broken watch is right twice a day."
"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."
"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat."
J-Force
"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."
"A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for."
"Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething."
Daniah
"Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet."
Charwello
"Phoniko no biti, guchho bahaana..."
"Taten rawshtani ta bap jam mosh naa?"
mileycyrus997
"It doesn't matter who is wrong and who is right."
Shatunova
Amethysta
"Resistance is futile!"
Anarchy
"Smash the State"
"Beat The Batards"
"Fuck The System"
Bekkaz
"Hero is broken :P"
Blondie
"On your bike"
Ceristimo
"Life is a saddistic plan of Death"
"What's the point of living, if we all die in the end?"
"Every step you take, is one closer to the grave"
Chickybabe17
"Why be difficult when with a little more effort you can be bloody impossible?!"
"Drugs are expensive - become a music addict instead"
"If you did not have an ego, you'd be just like the rest"
Gizaro
"I have no quote, right?"
"Yes I have, this is my second.."
".. and this is my last =<"
Gumbo
"Save the whales.. Collect them all."
"Jesus Saves.. Moses Scores"
Jay Dub
"Totally Confused"
"Totally Wrong"
Jermit
"Coffee... the black blood of live"
"There's coffee in that nebula"
"Der, Die, Das kann mir was"
Jules
"Hope is the very essence of life. If you have no hope, you might as well be dead."
"And I want something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live."
"You cannot bring back the dead."
PariaH
"Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge."
"God is hungry (and we taste like chicken)"
Sara
Unhit
"Well curse my name - I'll keep on laughing: no regret, no regret."
"You're in my cool book now."
"Yes, talking monkeys..."

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