Thats the stupidest joke iv ever heard
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Aiken
Jokes
I just can laugh about the most stupid jokes. Do
you have some for me? I like this one, because
it's too lame:
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.
The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably.
He asks the delivery man, ''What the heck did you put on this pizza?''
The delivery man bows deeply and says, ''We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only.''
Hahahaah! Hilarious!
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.
The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably.
He asks the delivery man, ''What the heck did you put on this pizza?''
The delivery man bows deeply and says, ''We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only.''
Hahahaah! Hilarious!
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jakehockey74
Sh** crap and manners
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jakehockey74
Blonde puzzle
one day a blond was putting together a puzzle of a
tiger. she got stuck at one point and had to ask
her boyfriend to help her. After a couple minutes
of confusion he turns to her and says "Honey
please go put the frosted flakes away"
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ElninoQueen
i do feel sorry for blondes . . .
but the jokes are so funny!
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Eáránë
Haha, I agree :P
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ElninoQueen
harhar
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they
proceed to get drunk. The giraffe drinks so much
it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and
heads for the door to leave when the bartender
yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!"
The drunk replies, "That's not a lion! It's a
giraffe."
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kittengonecrazy392
3 phrases
Five people were on a walk and one was being
really annoying. Another person said, "From now
on, you can only say the next 3 wthings you hear."
One person said, "Me, me, me, me, me, meeeeeeeee."
Another person said, "Bring it on fat boy!" And
the last person said "Plug it in, Plug it in!"
Another person came by and said, "Who stole my
gun!?" The anoying person said "me, me, me, me,
me, meeeeeeeee." The new person said, "I'll have
to beat you up now." And the annoying person said,
"Bring it on fat boy!" Then the new person said,
"It's the electric chair for you!" And the
annoying person said, "Plug it in, Plug it in!"
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ElninoQueen
3 phrases
lol lol SUPER lawl!
another goos blonde one (no offence to blondes! blondes rock!)
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and died brown. A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass.
Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?" The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, "Of course." The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said, "352."
This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock." The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.
When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"
another goos blonde one (no offence to blondes! blondes rock!)
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and died brown. A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass.
Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?" The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, "Of course." The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said, "352."
This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock." The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.
When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"
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Aiken
Hahaha!
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ender
egos screwing in a lightbulb
How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
One! The egomaniac holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
One! The egomaniac holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
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Aiken
Hahahaha!
Lol.
Why does a goose blonde take a brick and a flashlight to bed?
The brick to throw out the light.
The flashlight to check if the light's out.
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How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One! The egomaniac holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
Lol.
Why does a goose blonde take a brick and a flashlight to bed?
The brick to throw out the light.
The flashlight to check if the light's out.
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How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One! The egomaniac holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
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charwello
Voo Ha Ha Ha Ha.... Ho Ho Ho.... AAAAAA Ha Ha
Ha....
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caringkiller09
this is red and green and goes through walls...
a frog if u throw it hard enough
a frog if u throw it hard enough
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Jenny Valentine
D:
That's so sad T_T
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caringkiller09
sad... indeed...
a blonde a brunette and a red head are about to be
executed.
the brunette steps up
Executionor:any last words?
burnette: Sand storm sand sorm!
they all look and she runs away
the red head steps up
Executioner:any last words?
red head:flood flood!
they all look and she runs away
the blonde steps up
Executioner:any last words?
blonde:fire fire!
yeah the executioner isnt much smarter than the blonde
the brunette steps up
Executionor:any last words?
burnette: Sand storm sand sorm!
they all look and she runs away
the red head steps up
Executioner:any last words?
red head:flood flood!
they all look and she runs away
the blonde steps up
Executioner:any last words?
blonde:fire fire!
yeah the executioner isnt much smarter than the blonde
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caringkiller09
oh yes they are to be executed by firing squad
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YourDesperateSuicide
Please,take no offense
This is not meant to show any racism.It just
happens to be that they target a certain group and
were told to me the other day.So please don't get
all pissy about them.
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
~The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon?
~54. 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
~The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon?
~54. 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
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ElninoQueen
Eww ...
Where does milkshake come from?
Excited cows.
xD
Excited cows.
xD
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jets
bloned guys
this is no disrespect to any1!!!!just tawt it was
hilerious!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20 th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to
jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Ham again! If I get a
Ham sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burritos, and jumped, too
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the ham and jumped to his
death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known
how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch"
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20 th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to
jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Ham again! If I get a
Ham sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burritos, and jumped, too
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the ham and jumped to his
death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known
how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch"
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