this joke is so stupid its not really worth
telling
why couldn't noah play any card games?
because somebody was always standing on the deck
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Aiken
Jokes
I just can laugh about the most stupid jokes. Do
you have some for me? I like this one, because
it's too lame:
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.
The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably.
He asks the delivery man, ''What the heck did you put on this pizza?''
The delivery man bows deeply and says, ''We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only.''
Hahahaah! Hilarious!
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.
The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably.
He asks the delivery man, ''What the heck did you put on this pizza?''
The delivery man bows deeply and says, ''We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only.''
Hahahaah! Hilarious!
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muzikfan101
stupid joke
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Aiken
Noah
He could play poker, though.
He had something like 6000 pair...
He had something like 6000 pair...
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Paegan
2 Muffins
Two muffins were sitting in the oven. One muffin
looks at the other one and says, "Man, it's
freaking hot in here!!" The other muffin says,
"Holy Shit!! A talking muffin!"
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Razzberri
Here's a joke:
A kid outside his school hears gansters talking
about the PURPLE PASSION. He goes in his school
and asks his teacher "What's the purple passion?"
"You should never mention the purple passion! Go
to the principal's office!" He asks the principal
and she sends him home. "What are you doing here
so early?" says his mom. He tells her about it and
she says "Never talk about the purple passion! GO
TO YOUR ROOM!" He goes into his room and his dad
is there. The boy tells him everything and his dad
sends him outside. A hobo is in his backyard and
the boy tells him everything and the hobo sends
him to the beach. The beach bum asks the boy
what's wrong and the boy tells him everything. The
beach bum says "NEVER TALK ABOUT THE PURPLE
PASSION! Dude, now I gotta kill you." He kills him
and he goes to heaven God is there. He tells God
everything and God sends him to Hell. The devil
sees him and says "What are you doing here? You're
such a good kid." The boy tells the devil
everything and says "There's no where else to go,
so I'll tell you what the purple passion is. The
purple passion is a 15 minute long joke that
wastes your friends time".
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Jenny Lindeman
ok? thats stupid!
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muzikfan101
poker
i didn't know poker existed way back then,
or did it? hmmm.....................
or did it? hmmm.....................
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ElninoQueen
wow . . . thats pointless! :D in a good way :D
okay, my fave joke at the mo:
A rabbit walks into a butcher's shop and says 'Got any carrots?' and the butcher says 'No, we only sell meat' .
The rabbit comes back again the next day and says 'Got any carrots?' and the butcher says 'No, I told you, we only sell meat!'.
The rabbit comes back the next day and says 'Got any carrots?' and the butcher (who is quite irritable) says 'No, you idiot, we only sell MEAT IN THIS BUTCHER'S SHOP!'.
The rabbit comes back the next day and says 'Got any carrots?' and the irritable butcher say 'NO! IF YOU ASK FOR CARROTS ONE MORE TIME I'LL NAIL YOUR EARS TO THE FLOOR!'.
The rabbit comes back the next day and says 'Got any . . . nails?'. The butcher says ' . . . no.' and the rabbit says 'Brilliant! Got any carrots?'.
:D
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okay, my fave joke at the mo:
A rabbit walks into a butcher's shop and says 'Got any carrots?' and the butcher says 'No, we only sell meat' .
The rabbit comes back again the next day and says 'Got any carrots?' and the butcher says 'No, I told you, we only sell meat!'.
The rabbit comes back the next day and says 'Got any carrots?' and the butcher (who is quite irritable) says 'No, you idiot, we only sell MEAT IN THIS BUTCHER'S SHOP!'.
The rabbit comes back the next day and says 'Got any carrots?' and the irritable butcher say 'NO! IF YOU ASK FOR CARROTS ONE MORE TIME I'LL NAIL YOUR EARS TO THE FLOOR!'.
The rabbit comes back the next day and says 'Got any . . . nails?'. The butcher says ' . . . no.' and the rabbit says 'Brilliant! Got any carrots?'.
:D
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rider roxs
ElninoQueen
that's funny!
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Aiken
Rabbits
Yes, that's really funny!
(But the muffins made me laugh also :))
(But the muffins made me laugh also :))
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Eáránë
A little late, but ...
Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi
;)
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>Wolf wrote:
Hahahah.
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>Aiken wrote:
Thanks...
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>rider roxs wrote:
I agree! you both shouldn't!
;)
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>Wolf wrote:
Hahahah.
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>Aiken wrote:
Thanks...
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>rider roxs wrote:
I agree! you both shouldn't!
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Aiken
Yeah yeah
Funny, funny.
;)
;)
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Eáránë
:D
(You know how it's meant ;) )
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(You know how it's meant ;) )
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Aiken
Indeed I do!
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Eáránë
Elephant
How can you see if there's been an elephant in
your refrigirator?
Look if there are footsteps in the butter.
(my 5 year old kid told it this morning at breakfast :D)
Look if there are footsteps in the butter.
(my 5 year old kid told it this morning at breakfast :D)
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Aiken
Hahaha! Very funny.
Same as:
Why can't you see an elephant in the strawberry-field?
Because he weares red shoes.
(Ever seen an elephant in a strawberry-field?
No?
You see, those red shoes work.)
Same as:
Why can't you see an elephant in the strawberry-field?
Because he weares red shoes.
(Ever seen an elephant in a strawberry-field?
No?
You see, those red shoes work.)
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Èáránë
Red Shoes
Hahaha! A new topic at breakfast: the
possibilities of an elephant in a
strawberry-field.
You can imagine the fantasy ... :)
Ok, another one:
It's yellow, and screams all the time "I'm a strawberry, I'm a strawberry!"
A lemon with an id crisis.
You can imagine the fantasy ... :)
Ok, another one:
It's yellow, and screams all the time "I'm a strawberry, I'm a strawberry!"
A lemon with an id crisis.
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Èáránë
P.S.
This was one of the fantasy outcomes :)
To youngsters it's hilarious.
To youngsters it's hilarious.
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Razzberri
Here's one:
Shit, Crap and Manners are standing at the
crosswalk. Crap falls down and Manners tries to
help him up. A cop walks over to Shit and says
"What's your name, boy?" Shit says, "Oh, Shit."
and the cop says "Where are your manners?" and
SHit says "Picking up Crap"
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