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Lyrics: Vlad The Impaler

Artist: GWAR
Song: Vlad The Impaler
Released: 1990
Rating: 15.4 out of 100Please log in to rate this song.
Vlad The Impaler lyrics
[Chorus:]
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, he could have been a sailor but he's
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, he could have been a whaler
Could have been a Tailor
He turned out to be Norman Mailer

Whoaaoo

He stepped back and he smoked a joint
Twenty thousand peasants had to get the point
Mommy was a hamster, Daddy was a jailer
Real tough childhood for such a fucking failure

[chorus]

He's so glad he's Vlad

When he was a boy, they sent him to the Turks
But you know they didn't like him because all the Turks were jerks
When Vlad returned home his wrath for his ancient foe had spurned
But the ancient art of impalement was something that the boy had learned

Oh, how he learned
He learned, they burned and burned and burned
Rotisseries of corpses turned

He's so glad, oh he's so glad he's Vlad

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