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Lyrics: Techno's Song

Artist: GWAR
Album: Hell-O
Song: Techno's Song
Released: 1988
Rating: 48.0 out of 100Please log in to rate this song.
Techno's Song lyrics
Ahhh...
Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp
This band will play anything I want perfectly the first time through...
And you know while I was sitting on the toilet the other day
I wrote this ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me
Cause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart
Any of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars...
Cause I am Techno Destructo, and I come from beyond Venus
Beyond Jupiter, and that's way past Uranus, buddy
And I come from here with a mission...
Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master
In a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies

GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!

I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain
A megaton bufferin’ to forever end your pain
When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach
I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!!!

Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish Kid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno doing? He's breaking open his skull! He's.. he's... he's making a meal out of Oderus's brain!!!

I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills
Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill
The decadence of your lives was just as clear as glass
Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!!

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