Lyrics: I Hate Love Songs

Well I hate love songs, and I hate lovers
I hate everything that I can't hurt so I hate you

I hate love songs, and I hate lovers
I hate everything that I can't hurt so I hate you
I hate movies, with happy endings
Like that one I saw, where all the girls were beautiful
Like you
Like you
Like you
Like you

I hate wet dreams, and masturbation,
I hate everything that feels good like sex with you
An' I hate flowers, and little birdies
Makes me wanna puke when I see something cuddly like you

I'm bored with your insanity
I'm too tired to smile at your stupidity
You took the very best of me
Fell in love, push came to shove
and you broke so easily

An' I love hate songs, 'bout mass destruction
Other people’s pain takes my mind off you
An' I love puppies, when they're road kill
They're too cute to live, to cute to live
Too cute like.... you!

[guitar solo]

I'm bored with immortality
I'm too tired to stick it out for eternity
You took the very best of me
Fell in love, push came to shove
And you broke so easily

I hate love songs
I hate love songs
I hate love songs
I hate love...

I hate love so I hate you