Lyrics: First Rule Is

Outside bombs explode
I am sitting on the commode
Soon they'll reach the day-care center
Soon they'll bag the smashed placenta
Thanks for the cookies mom sent ya

First rule is
There is no first
First rule is
There is no first
First rule is
There is no first rule

No first rule
No first rule
No first rule
No first

They give us no reason to fire the gun
They think we're in season men think it's fun
But I thought god said not - to kill anyone

I think you're living a lie
Cause people die all the time
And they don’t seem to mind
I think you’re living a lie

Outside bombs explode
I am sitting on the commode
Soon they'll reach the day-care center
Soon they'll bag the smashed placenta
Thanks for the cookies mom sent ya

First rule is
There is no first
First rule is
There is no first
First rule is
There is no first rule

No first rule
No first rule
No first rule
No first