Lyrics: I Hate Music

I hate music, but I like to sing

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaa!

But that's not music! Not what I call MUSIC, no sir!

Music is a lot of men with a lot of tails making lots
of noise like a lot of

females

Music is a lot of folks in a big dark hall where they
really don't want to be

at all with a lot of chairs and a lot of heirs and
a lot of furs and diamonds!

Music is silly

I hate music...but i like to sing