Lyrics: Switch

Let me paint you a picture or two
Just telling you what I'd like to do
Get a twelve Pack and sit on the beach and
Look at all the hookers that I'll never meet
There saying
"Look at me"
"Look at me"
"Look at me"
"Look at me"
Maybe I'll bleach my hair or grow it out long
I'll buy a surfboard and lay out all day long
I'm the mammoth for you to nurture
And I just want you to think
You'll be screwing a surfer
"Look at me"
"Look at me"
"Look at me"
"Look at me"