Lyrics: Eddie

Dr. Everett v. Scott :
From the day he was born
He was trouble
He was the thorn
In his mother's side
She tried in vain

Criminologist :
But he never caused her nothing but shame

Dr. Everett v. Scott :
He left home the day she died
From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was rock and roll porn
And a motorbike
Shooting up junk

Criminologist :
He was a low down cheap little punk!

Dr. Everett v. Scott :
Taking everyone for a ride.

Chorus :
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife

Dr. Frank-N-Furter :
What a guy!

Janet Weiss :
Makes you cry.

Dr. Everett v. Scott :
And I did.

Columbia:
Everybody shoved him.
I very nearly loved him.
I said, hey, listen to me;
Stay sane inside insanity!
But he locked the door and threw away the key.

Dr. Everett v. Scott :
But he must have been drawn
Into something,
Making him warn
Me in a note which reads...

Chorus :
What's it say? What's it say?

Eddie :
I'm out of my head
Oh hurry, or I may be dead
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds

Chorus :
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife

Dr. Frank-N-Furter :
What a guy!

Janet Weiss :
Makes you cry.

Dr. Everett v. Scott :
And I did.

Chorus :
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife

Dr. Frank-N-Furter :
What a guy!

Chorus :
Whoa ho ho !

Janet Weiss :
Makes you cry

Chorus :
Hey, hey, hey

Dr. Everett v. Scott :
And I did. (I did.)