Lyrics: Ben Weasel

He rants and raves, he screams and shouts
He always flips his lid
But deep down inside he loves you kids
I know that you think he's just a goon
But he makes little Vapid clean his room
He don't like Nirvana
I know he don't like Prong
And I bet you five bucks that he don't like this song
Ben Weasel, he's an asshole
Ben Weasel, he's a jerk
Ben Weasel, you just hate him cause he dosen't work
Ben Weasel, he's an asshole
Ben Weasel, he's a jerk
Ben Weasel...
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, what can you do
Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He drinks mud, he smokes his butts
He's glued to his T.V.
But when I drink a brew he frowns on me
He paces in his living room and festers every night
But we know that his bark's worse than his bite
(Chorus)