Lyrics: Liar

Theres not a word of truth in anything that I say I don't really want to listen till they go away I haven't finished and I never try If you ask me reasons I just lie I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth I tell you how I feel and why it is And what you are if you don't start to give I love spending hours watching television I stole the best lies and then I call up your crepid politicians I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth I smoked your last cigarette I say that someone else did I send your mum to the bed to find if your sisters frigid You ask me why, I just lie I'm a liar, liar I'm gonna be the biggest liar in the world I'll be so good you'll believe every word I could even make you believe Adolf Hitler Send him to Russia for the winter I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth