Lyrics: Uncle Fucka

[Terrence:]
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes it’s true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

[Phillip:]
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You don’t eat or sleep or mow the lawn
You just fuck your uncle all day long

*farting noises*
[Phillip:]
Hmm!

*farting noises*
*laughing*
*farting noises*

[Some Guy:]
What's going on here?

*farting noises*

[Some Woman:]
What garbage!

[Some Other Guy:]
Well, what do you expect? They're Canadian.
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka

[Terrence & Phillip:]
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka

[Terrence:]
You're an uncle fucka I must say

[Phillip:]
Why you fucked your uncle yesterday

[Everyone:]
*laughing*

[People:]
Uncle fucka... that’s

[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-E fuck you uncle fuckaaah…

[Phillip:] Suck my balls!