Lyrics: Picha Pie

At first I was afraid to eat a picha pie
Kept thinking this is not good
This is a picha pie
And I've spent oh so many nights
Just eating my tortang talong
And I grew strong
Because of my tortang talong

Biglang may box from outerspace
Nakita ko sabay kinuha ko
`Yung box from outerspace
Binuksan ko at nasindak
May picha pie sobrang laki
Tinikman ko within five seconds
Naubos ko parang mani

[CHORUS:]
Ngayon ako ay ganito
Kung `di ka picha hat or sheki's
You're not welcome, ina mo!
Ngayong sa aking picha pie
Ayaw ko nang mahiwalay
Para sa `yo handa akong magpakamatay
`Coz now I love my picha pie
As long as I eat picha pie
I know I'll be alive
I want all my garlic beef
Pepperoni, double cheese
Ang picha pie…o picha pie…penge…

It took all the cash I had, naubos nang lahat
Gusto ko pa ng picha pie
Ngunit ang pera'y `di sapat
And so I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself
It made me cry, wala na ba akong picha pie
Ngayon ako ay nagipit
Hindi na ako stupid person
Na hindi nag-iisip
Medyo mahal ang picha pie
You can't expect it to be free
That's why I'm saving all my money
Para mayroon parati

[CHORUS:]
Ngayon ako ay ganito
Kung `di ka picha hat or sheki's
You're not welcome, ina mo!
Ngayong sa aking picha pie
Ayaw ko nang mahiwalay
Para sa `yo handa akong magpakamatay
`Coz now I love my picha pie
As long as I eat picha pie
I know I'll be alive
I want all my garlic beef
Pepperoni, double cheese
Ang picha pie…o picha pie…penge…