Lyrics: My Dick
Artist: Mickey Avalon
Album: Mickey Avalon
Song: My Dick
Released: 2006
Rating:
53.4 out of 100Please log in to rate this song.
My Dick lyrics
My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kids
My dick rush like the chargers (the whole team)
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dick locked in a cage (right)
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick so hot its stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a caesar doo,
Your dick needs a tweezer dude
My dick is like supersize
Your dick look like two fries
My dick more mass than the Earth
Your dick half staff (it needs work)
My dick been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
[Repeat 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick, it look like a munchkin
My dick size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick good good lovin'
Your dick good for nothin'
My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn’t shoplift at thrifty
My dick pretty damn skimpy
Your dick hungry as a hippy
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and quiefs
My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll up
My dick grade a beef
Your dick may-day geek
My dick sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless
My dick 'nuff said.
Your dick loves sweat
[Repeat 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kids
My dick rush like the chargers (the whole team)
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dick locked in a cage (right)
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick so hot its stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a caesar doo,
Your dick needs a tweezer dude
My dick is like supersize
Your dick look like two fries
My dick more mass than the Earth
Your dick half staff (it needs work)
My dick been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
[Repeat 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick, it look like a munchkin
My dick size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick good good lovin'
Your dick good for nothin'
My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn’t shoplift at thrifty
My dick pretty damn skimpy
Your dick hungry as a hippy
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and quiefs
My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll up
My dick grade a beef
Your dick may-day geek
My dick sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless
My dick 'nuff said.
Your dick loves sweat
[Repeat 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus
Sponsored Links
Popularity My Dick
May
2023
2023
Jun
2023
2023
Jul
2023
2023
Aug
2023
2023
Sep
2023
2023
Oct
2023
2023
Nov
2023
2023
Dec
2023
2023
Jan
2024
2024
Feb
2024
2024
Mar
2024
2024
Apr
2024
2024
Review this song:
Reviews My Dick
| First 20 of a total of 80 reviews: | |
 |
Vladimir Poonhog wrote on 13th Aug 2020, 8:28h: this song fucking blows |
|
|
|
|
|
eatit wrote on 22nd Nov 2012, 9:58h: that sucked big time |
|
|
|
|
|
Lumberjack wrote on 25th Oct 2012, 11:18h: Fuck jesus and his dick. and fuck religion. |
|
|
|
| | |
|
|
MyDicksImaginary!:D wrote on 29th Sep 2012, 2:55h: This is the shit:D Damnnn I wish I had a dick now(; |
|
|
|
|
|
Large whopper wrote on 1st Aug 2012, 20:21h: I am a pretty religious guy and I really don't give a fuck about the"dicks like Jesus" line. it's just straight up funny. So STFU I'm the pope. |
|
|
|
|
|
stretch wrote on 14th Apr 2012, 9:49h: This song is insulting to little dick guys..Im tall and have a 5" dick...It kinda hurts when people joke small penises...size shouldn't matter..it's about being a good guy...I wish I was big..my penis stopped growing at 14...so that line hits home..it's not fair..I can't get a lot of girls...it makes me feel like a boy..not a man... |
|
|
|
|
|
iwilldraw1233 wrote on 30th Mar 2012, 0:24h: okay i like that you guys are voicing your opinions peacefully but i got a some problems 1.you dont like dont say anything 2.who the fuck cares lighten up. (us youtubers say this constantly. dont like then stfu) alright dont be a troll |
|
|
|
|
|
fuckdahaterz wrote on 29th Mar 2012, 5:32h: dude i agree majorly with ppl like seshu yes this is meant to unwind not fuck with your religion you trolling ass christians now plz sum1 help me off my soap box |
|
|
|
|
|
Guest wrote on 25th Jan 2012, 21:05h: yo man how can u say somethin like that all of u shtfu |
|
|
|
|
|
Guest wrote on 25th Jan 2012, 21:00h: the song is funny but dirty |
|
|
|
| | |
|
|
love to fuck wrote on 19th Jan 2012, 6:14h: I Like this song here's mine... "my dick so big ya need two hands yo dick looks like it came from japan". "my dick is a nine yo dick can't even get in line". "my dick always has yo girl wet yo dick can't even win a bet". ...ps "For real dude my dick is like a snake will make your girls leg shake till the damn bed brakes" "my dicks named big fred yo dick softer than a slice of bread" "my dick she rides it like she's breakin it your dick she's just faking it" ps MY DICK WILL MAKE YOUR GIRL CREEP TO TAKE A PEAK YO DICK CAN'T EVEN PUT HER TO SLEEP LOL TOP THAT |
|
|
|
|
|
safq wrote on 29th Dec 2011, 17:17h: but the person who wrote this song should have shame.....!!!! How can he write such words for Jesus???!!! You fucked the whole thing up man!!! |
|
|
|
|
|
Kaya wrote on 4th Oct 2011, 19:34h: I Like :D It's Excellent :D |
|
|
|
|
|
tio sam wrote on 20th Sep 2011, 17:41h: fuck you man, jesus is not a toy, maybe your dick is. this shit sucks but i liked, dick bigger than a bridge, what a fuck is that, a big hot-dog. |
|
|
|
|
|
Guest wrote on 19th Jul 2011, 5:34h: I like dicks this song is very funny yo dick bin minimized my dick Got hypnotized to #*€% Ur mom |
|
|
|
|
|
there is no god wrote on 1st Jul 2011, 4:23h: @ me and me (from 4/9/11): who says they don't have the right? I hate brainwashed people. |
|
|
|
|
|
mrs. dick wrote on 17th May 2011, 1:20h: I |
|
|
|
|
|
drew wrote on 12th May 2011, 2:20h: i wipe my own ass! Whooopie! |
|
|
|
|
|
drew wrote on 11th May 2011, 2:52h: my dick BIGGER, bitch |
|
|
|
|
|
KaKa<3love wrote on 26th Apr 2011, 21:52h: ppl dnt be hattin on this awesum song u hear u dnt like it then write ur own dam song HATTERZ |
|
|
|
