Lyrics: Garden Party

Garden Party held today, invites call the debs to play,
social climbers polish ladders, wayward sons again have fathers,
edgy eggs and queing cumbers, rudely wakened from their slumber,
time has come again for slaughter on the lawns by still Cam waters.

Champagne corks are firing at the sun again
Swooping swallows chased by violins again
Straafed by Strauss they sulk in crumbling eaves again.

Apertifs consumed en masse display their owners on the grass
Couples loiter in the cloisters, social leeches quoting Chaucer.

Doctor's son or parson's daughter where why not it should be oughta
Please don't lie on the grass, unless accompanied by a fellow,
may I be so bold as to suggest Othello.

Punting on the Cam is jolly fun they say
Beagling on the downs Oh please do come they say
Rugger is the tops a game for men they say.

Angie chalks another blue, mother smiles she did it too
Chitters chat and gossips lash, posers pose pressmen flash.

Smiles polluted with false charm, locking onto Royal arms,
Society columns now ensured, return to mingle with the crowds
Oh what a crowd.