Lyrics: Won't You Come Home and Talk to a Stranger

(Wayne Kemp)

Well, I was out a drinking
With a couple of friends of mine
When the bartender handed me the telephone
And said there's my wife on the line.

Well, I told her I was just a drinking
With the couple of biddies I knew
But she told me in a few short words
Just what she wanted me to do.

She said won't you come home and talk to a stranger
You might even make yourself a friend
So won't you come home and talk to a stranger
It's the only place in days you haven't been.

--- Instrumental ---

Well, I sat there about an hour
A talking with the rest of the guys
When she walked to that front door
She had gethome in her eyes.

She said you've talked and danced
With every woman in town but me
If you just come around the house
You might like my company.

She said won't you come home and talk to a stranger
You might even make yourself a friend
So won't you come home and talk to a stranger
It's the only place in days you haven't been.

It's the only place in days you haven't been...