Lyrics: Mad Mrs. Leroy Brown

(Loretta Lynn)

I've been in and out of every honky tonk in town
And I'm almost drunk from the drinks that I've turned down
Well, you told me you'd be happy bouncin' babies on your knee
While I sit at home alone and I've been bouncin' three
Yeah, and I'm tired of it too.

I'm gonna call myself a long pink limousine
Yeah, believe it or not it's the prettiest thing I think I've ever seen
There's a big bar in the corner and a TV on the side
This baby's sixty feet long and forty feet wide.

Hey driver, pull this car buddy right inside the bar
Take it on back to the big ol' blonde that thinks she's a movie star
I'm gonna grab her by her phony ponytail
I'm gonna sling her around and around
When she wakes up she'll know she met up with the mad Mrs. Leroy Brown.

Well, the smoke's so doggone thick you could cut it with a knife
And the music's so loud you can hear the same line twice
Hey, Leroy Brown, how do you like my big ol' pink limo
I just drawed all your money out of the bank today honey
You don't have no mo'.

I'm gonna call myself a long pink limousine
Yeah, believe it or not it's the prettiest thing I think I've ever seen
There's a big bar in the corner and a TV on the side
This baby's sixty feet long and forty feet wide.

Hey driver, pull this car buddy right inside the bar
Take it on back to the big ol' blonde that thinks she's a movie star
I'm gonna grab her by her phony ponytail
I'm gonna sling her around and around
When she wakes up she'll know she met up with the mad Mrs. Leroy Brown...