Lyrics: Mr. Mom

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lost my job, came home mad,
Got a hug and kiss and: "That's too bad."
She said: "I can go to work until you find another job."
I thought: "I like the sound of that."
Watch TV and take long naps.
Go from a hard working Dad to being Mr. Mom.

Well, pampers melt in a Maytag dryer,
Crayons go up one drawer higher.
Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time.
Breakfast, six; naps at nine.
There's bubblegum in the baby's hair,
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair.
Been crazy all day long,
And it's only Monday, Mr. Mom.

Football, soccer and ballet:
Squeeze in Scouts and PTA.
And there's that shopping list she left that's seven pages long.
How much smoke can one stove make?
The kids won't eat my charcoal cake.
It's more than any man can take, being Mr. Mom.

Well, pampers melt in a Maytag dryer,
Crayons go up one drawer higher.
Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time.
Breakfast, six; naps at nine.
There's bubblegum in the baby's hair,
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair.
Been crazy all day long,
And it's only Monday, Mr. Mom.

Before I fall in bed tonight,
If the dog didn't eat the classifieds,
I'm gonna look just one more time.
'Cause pampers melt in a Maytag dryer,
Crayons go up one drawer higher.
Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time.
Breakfast, six; naps at nine.
There's bubblegum in the baby's hair,
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair.
Been crazy all day long, (All day long.)
Oh, been crazy all day long,

And it's only Monday, Mr. Mom.
Oh, Mr Mom.

Balancin' checkbooks, juggling bills:
Thought there was nothing to it.
Baby, now I know how you feel,
What I don't know is how you do it.
Oh.