Lyrics: Wasabi

She's just like wasabi
Looks like a barbie
Yeah she's too hot for me
She's like a tsunami
Can wipe out an army
With a blink of an eye
She can part the red sea
Drives a yellow ferrari
Wears Nike and Armani
Her jewellery's all Tiffany's
She hangs out with Arnie
Sipps champagne in Paris
But all she ever wants
Is to do it with me

Wasabi
So damn hot
Yeah my head's gonna blow
Wasabi
She's on eleven
She can go go go

She's organic, vegan
Eats tofu, no bacon
Every creature's so cute you see
Won't tolerate hate and
No furs and no pagans
Quotes every God, every guru swami
She's wise as Kenobi
Listens to Moby
Every day on her plasma TV
Speaks french and malaysian
Scores 100's and A's and
All she ever wants is to do it with me

Wasabi
So damn hot
Yeah my head's gonna blow
Wasabi
She's on eleven
She can go go go

Flies jets cross the canyon
Sky dives with the band ain't
Your average adrenaline freak
Tightropes Niagara
Don't need no viagra
Cause all she really wants is to do it with me

Wasabi
So damn hot
Yeah my head's gonna blow
Wasabi
She's on eleven
She can go go go