Lyrics: Upper Middle Class White Trash

[Verse 1]
I just got off, work at 5,
drivin' that 'ol van I drive,
overalls, and dirty boots,
but Uncle Bill needed a funeral suit,
so when I walked in that fancy store,
they looked at me like I was poor,
but a wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir,
it went from "don't take checks" to "right away yes sir"

[Chorus]
Upper middle class white trash,
my pockets cant hold all my cash,
cause one day I stopped to pee,
got some gas and won the lottery,
now I've invested in my neighborhood,
my friends and family, there all livin pretty good,
a trailer park full of Cadillac's, an upper middle class white trash

[Verse 2]
I got my home-boy Chris, a brand new shop,
for all those cars on cinder blocks,
and cousin Charlie thinks its cool to keep a large
mouth bass in his new swimmin' pool,
I had a birth day party for mama last night,
in her ninety and a half foot triple wide,
you ain't seen nothin' if you ain't seen NASCAR
on a sixty inch plasma screen!

[Chorus]
Upper middle class white trash,
my pockets cant hold all my cash,
cause one day I stopped to pee,
got some gas and won the lottery,
now I've invested in my neighborhood,
my friends and family, there all livin pretty good,
a trailer park full of Cadillac's, an upper middle class white trash

[Bridge]
Buyin' chicken wings buy the buckets,
we can't eat 'em all so we just say chuck it,
all the miller light you can handle,
a hundred and fifty seven movie channels....

[Chorus]
Upper middle class white trash,
our pockets cant hold all our cash,
cause one day I stopped to pee,
got some gas and won the lottery,
now I've invested in my neighborhood,
my friends and family, there all livin pretty good,
a trailer park full of Cadillac's, an upper middle class white trash

So pop a top, sit back and relax all you upper middle class white trash!