Lyrics: All I Want for Christmas is a Real Good Tan

Ooh, don't you think it's a pretty good plan
All I want for Christmas is a real good tan.

All I want for Christmas is a real good tan
Take me to the islands, put my feet in the sand
Rockin' to and fro with the rhythm of the ocean
Singin' Silent Night with the palm trees a-blowin'
Ooh, don't you think it's a pretty good plan
All I want for Christmas is a real good tan.

Well, if you're thinking 'bout getting me a present this year
Let me put a bug in your cute little ear
How about two tickets to a tropical shore
Where we don't have to wear these winter clothes anymore
Instead of turkey we'll have mahai mahai grillin'
And pina coladas in the blender chillin'.

And all I want for Christmas is a real good tan
Take me to the islands; put my feet in the sand
Rockin' to and fro with the rhythm of the ocean
Singin' Silent Night with the palm trees a-blowin'
Ooh, don't you think it's a pretty good plan
All I want for Christmas is a real good tan.

Well, everybody's prayin' for a Christmas of white
Come to think about it, that'd be alright
As long as there's sand and not snow on the ground
And everyday our skin gets a little more brown
And we'll string some lights on a coconut tree
I'll rub some oil on you; you can rub some on me.

All I want for Christmas is a real good tan
I can see us baby on the beach hand in hand
Rockin' to and fro with the rhythm of the ocean
Baby won't you say you and me, we'll be goin'
Ooh, I can almost feel my toes in the sand
All I want for Christmas is a real good tan.

Don't worry baby, we'll celebrate plenty
I'll buy you some shades and a brand new bikini
We won't have to worry about the holiday rush
It'll be you and me fallin' deeper in love.

Ooh, don't you think it's a pretty good plan
All I want for Christmas is a real good tan.
All I want for Christmas is a real good tan...