Lyrics: Mr. Wankerman

Mister, mister
Mister do you hear me

Mister Wankerman
I get so tired
Of your shit, yes I do

Mister Wankerman
You got no respect, no, no
You're selfish
Yes you are, yes you are, yes you are

I've been checking my clock
Wouldn't it be worth a lot
If you would just call me, boy
(Call me, boy)
We've been talking a lot
Saying it'd be worth a shot
Saying that you want to fall
(You wanna fall)
Wouldn't it be nice if you would turn up
Maybe once or twice you'd pick the phone up
Shout it to my heart to know you won't be true

I keep hoping that I'll sober
Maybe realize it's over
Will I ever see a change in you

Mister Wankerman I get so tired
Of your shit
Mister Wankerman you got no respect, no
Your selfish, yes you are
(Yes you are, yes you are, yes you are)

Ain't got enough mistakes
On my page for it all
You got me f**ked
You got me f**ked, baby

There was a time when I had to cry
Now I don't care at all
Now I'm just bored
I'm so bored

See, it's the same of something stupid
Had a falling out with cupid
Told me fairytales of someone with a heart
My prince charming took a wrong turn
When it sings and never came over
Will you smile and laugh when you're alone
Will you smile, baby

You're mister Wankerman
I get so tired
Of your shit
Yes I do, love

Mister Wankerman
You got no respect, no, no
You're selfish, yes you are
(Yes you are, yes you are, yes you are)
Ohooh, ohooh, ohooh, oh, oh, ooh, yeah
Mister Wankerman, hey yeah
Mister, mister, yeah, mister Wankerman
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Mister Wankerman
I get so tired
Of your shit, hmm
Mister Wankerman
You got no respect, no
You're selfish yes you are, yes you are, yes you are

Mister Wankerman
I'm gonna, I'm gonna let my band
Tell you something worth thinking about
Tell him for me, tell him for me now

Mister, yeah, mister
Mister Wankerman
Yeah, yeah yeah hey, hmm
Mister Wankerman
I'm so tired
We all tired
Every single one of us here
We're sick and tired
We're sick and tired of your shit

Hmm
Mister Wankerman
I've been so tired
Of your shit
Along with everything else, baby
Mister Wankerman, you got no respect for your lady
And you're selfish
Yes you are, yes you are
Mister Wankerman
(Wanker)
Yeah, yeah, haha
Mister Wankerman
(Wanker)
Yeah, yeah
Mister Wankerman!
(Wanker)
Hahahaha
You a wankerman
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I put up with your shit for such a long time
I'm not gonna take no more
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'm tired, baby
Can't you see that I'm tired, love
I even had to
I had to write a song about it
It's ridiculous, yeah
To get you off my chest
Out of my head
Out of my life for good, baby
'Cause you're just a silly little wankerman
Not worth it
Silly little man yeah

Do doo do doo
Lalalalala
Moving on, moving on
Moving on, moving on
To someone
Taller, cuter, nicer
And all the way better
And everything, everything I need in the whole world
Hmm, yeah
You just so silly, baby, hmm, hmm

Thank you for Dusty, love, she's really cute
(Haha!)
And thank you for the lyrics, love
They really helped me out
Thank you for growing me up, hmm
I lost a lot of trust with you
But I'm wiser for it, yes I am
Now you can go on, boy
Don't turn around, just keep walking
(Keep on walking, walking, keep on walking)
Mister Wankerman
(Wanker)
Haha
(Keep on walking, keep on walking)
Yes, haha
(Keep on walking, keep on walking)
Walking, walking, baby
(Keep on walking, keep on walking)
You got a couple issues in your head
(Keep on walking, keep on walking)
Nothing but a no-good, dirty, ugly *sshole
(Maybe that was a little harsh)
Keep walking, walking
Hahahaha
Keep on bouncing
Yeah, yeah, keep on bouncing
Step, step, stepping
Keep on stepping
Keep on moving on
One foot in front of the other, haha
(Get the f*** out of my face, bitch)
(Haha! That's a keeper, haha)
Bitch, hahaha
Mister Wankerman, hooo!

Haha, he's such a twat
- Did anybody see War of the Worlds?
We should put that on
- Huh?
Hahahaha
- I don't know why it's funny