Heyhey! I certainly do think it's about time I told you about the Gamma Goochee!

Eenie-meanie (eenie-meanie)
What a meanie (what a meanie)
That's a meanie (that's a meanie)
That IS a meanie (that IS a meanie)
Salimeanie (salimeanie!)
Hey,hey meanie (Hey-hey-meanie!)
Ooh-ah (ooh-ah)
Ooh-ah (ooh-ah)
Rikilikicukoo
Daddy had a mumu
Abbadayugoochee
Do the gamma goochee
Lots of sheep feel sorry
Phoneyboneyloney
Ramalamadingdong
North Ohio bing-bong
Watching Chuckee-Cheezy
Waki-saki-sushi
Do the Gamma Goochee

Brothers and sisters, we are gathered here to do the Gamma Goochee, are you with me so far?
Let's do it again!

Eenie-meanie (eenie-meanie)
What a meanie (what a meanie)
Now that's a meanie (that's a meanie)
Have you seen a meanie? (hey)
That IS a meanie (that IS a meanie)
Halloweenie (halloweenie)
Ooh-ah! (ooh-ah!)
Ooh-ah! (ooh-ah?)
Rikilikicukoo
Daddy had a mumu
Abbadayugoochee
Do the gamma goochee
Lots of sheep feel sorry
Phoneyboneyloney
Ramalamadingdong
North Ohio bing-bong
Watching Chuckee-Cheezy
Waki-saki-sushi
Do the Gamma Goochee

Gamma gamma goochee
Gamma gamma goochee...