Lyrics: Fat Man

Don't want to be a fat man
People would think that I was
Just good fun
Would rather be a thin man
I am so glad to go on being one
Too much to carry around with you
No chance of finding a woman who
Will love you in the morning and all the night time too
Don't want to be a fat man
Have not the patience to ignore all that
Hate to admit to myself half of my problems
Came from being fat
Won't waste my time feeling sorry for him
I seen the other side to being thin
Roll us both down a mountain
And I'm sure the fat man would win