Lyrics: If

If the clothes make the man, then the moths make the holes
And it shows, yes it shows, by the shape the hole grows
If early man really did mate with Neanderthal
Then modern man is a mix of beastial sex

If you ain’t sweet to me, I’ll desert you in a heartbeat
If you don’t savour me, I’ll salt you make you savoury

If the boy keeps on hitting his head against the dash of the car
Will the horsefly leave his ear will the blood make it hard

If ….

If sequencing genes brings them back to breed
Mm mm mmm mm
Will we get along with them this time?

If ….

When the sky finally falls, if you’re holding me
I can die finally knowing it ends peacefully…