Lyrics: Birthday Bitches

Sit down
Ok everybody it's clown time
Y'all little motherfuckers shut the fuck up
The clown is here everybody sit around right here
I said shut the fuck up
"Shaggy The Clown" has a present for everybody

I got your fuckin present hanging next to my nuts
Now when I'm swinging on my hatchet if it hits you it cuts
Don't make me chop your head in half and smack the side with the cheek
because I haven't had my Mederol in almost a week
Your fuckin mama brought me here to entertain your ass
so no matter what I'm doing I expect you to laugh
Now when you see me do a trick and even if it isn't funny
give me props unless you want your little necks bloody
I could probably do a cartwheel or something if you move the couch
but that ain't what I'm fuckin about
I could sew your mouth shut and pump air in through your nose
and fuckin pop your head but we'd get blood on our clothes
Look I'm a wicked clown I ain't no fuckin superhero
ain't that big and scary though I fight like little Rey Mysterio
I'm quick to beat down all you little bitches right in front of your mom
and if the bitch gets heated tell her bring it on

Oh shit it's your birthday
Oh no it isn't
It's somebody's birthday
Oh no it isn't
Oh shit it's your birthday
Oh no it isn't
It's your birthday

Sit the fuck down or it's everybody's birthday
Shut the fuck up

Oh shit it's your birthday
Oh no it isn't
It's somebody's birthday
Oh no it isn't
Oh shit it's your birthday
Oh no it isn't
It's your birthday

It ain't mine mutha facko!