Lyrics: I Am A Wizard

I'm a lonely boy
I live beneath a staircase
My cousin is real fat
He makes my life a sad state
The Dursleys are my guardians
They are so mean and evil
If only I had some magic powers
Surely I could make them tremble

4 Privet Drive is where I lay my head
I wish that I could go to another place instead

I am Harry Potter
I am Harry Potter

Today I got a letter in the mail
My uncle took it right away from me
But more and more kept coming here
The letters jammed the living room
So they took me to a hotel
And on my eleventh birthday
I finally saw the writing on the card
And it said

I'm a wizard
I am wizard (I am a wizard)
It said (I am a wizard)
I am a wizard
Oh I am Harry Potter
I am Harry Potter