Lyrics: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

why does it hurt when I pee
why does it hurt when I pee
I don't want no doctor
to stick no needle in me
why does it hurt when I pee

I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
it jumped right up
and grabbed my meat
I got it from the toilet seat.

My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh god I prob'ly got the gohn-no-ca-ca-cacas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas

Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
hurt
when
I
Pee?