Lyrics: Dick

It's the d-d
d-d-d-d
d-d-d-d-d-damn

Damn-it's the way he grabs on himself when he gettin closer to me
Girls be like damn
It's the wife beater wish you were the one in the drop top 2 seater
Damn-I can't blame em' if he wasn't mine shit i would try and claim him,
Cuz he's so fly and I'm so fly
And you play yourself if you try to deny it
Damn

I'm not like the other brothers
I got no choice but to slutter
cuz im in a tan 6 with a beige gut
That looks somethin like a nutta butta da da da da
Damn
Mami you'll be in saint tropez ridin jet skis and mopeds
Noddin like dopeheads
Paparazzi snappin pictures they must think you J.Lopez BITCH!
Damn
Lets roll some spinach
Hit a club and just post up in it
What you mean are we here yet
I got a layer jet that gets to the west coast in minutes
Damn
I'm smoother than white vanilla fudge
And white and yellow studs
Cuz if they witnessed how im killin em out here
these just might go to a judge
I rest my case

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You could be prancin through ghettos
In Dior pants and stillettos
All you gotta do is swallow some kids like that witch did in Hansel and Gretel
Whos as handsome as ghetto
Damn
This mans earings look transparent
And my Michelin's throwback be so old
They could be somebody's grandparents and baby like damn
I want the kind of money athletes get soon
I have to assume
I'm no fool,but im so cool
When I walk in feels like it's a draft in the room
Damn
I'm so sick i drive in reverse pass
call me a nurse fast
shorty just lay back in the may back
It'll feel like you sittin in first class relax

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They ask for it so i put TV's in the headrest and the dashboard
You gotta catch it on tape
When the truck stop rims till look like they on fast forward
Damn
I'm sippin liquor the color of smurf skin
As long as the earth spin
And you'll get seasick and my waves be thick
Enough for them cali dudes to surf in cowabunga
You low ridin denims look like midgets is hidin in em
They say I like it from the front I like it from the back
When the kid is slidin in em they be screamin
Bamn
The biggest dykes be switchin for dudes with figures like me
And um im not braggin but
Imagine that you could even fuck with a nigga like me biatch

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