Lyrics: Tie Your Mother Down

Brian: Get your party gown
Brian: Get your pigtail down
Brian: Get your heart beating, baby
Brian: Got my timing right
Brian: I've got my act all tight
Brian: It's gotta be tonight my little schoolbabe

Brian: Your daddy says you don't
Brian: I'm boiling up inside
Brian: No way I'm gonna lose out this time

Brian: Tie your mother down
Brian: Tie your mother down
Brian: Lock your daddy out of doors
Brian: I don't need him nosing around
Brian: Tie your mother down
Brian: Tie your mother down
Brian: Give me all your love tonight

Joe: You're such a dirty louse
Joe: Go get out of my house
Joe: That's all I ever get from you
Joe: Ooh, your family ties, in fact I don't think I ever heard
Joe: A single little civil word from those guys
Joe: But I don't give a light
Joe: Gonna make out all right
Joe: Got a sweetheart hand
Joe: To put a stop to all that
Joe: Sniping and grousing

Brian: Tie your mother down
Brian: Tie your mother down
Joe: Take your little brother swimming
Joe: With a brick, that's all right
Brian: Tie your mother down
Brian: Tie your mother down
All: Or he ain't no friend of mine

Joe: Slash

Joe: Your mummy and your daddy gonna
Joe: Plague me till I die
Joe: They can't understand
Joe: I'm just a peace loving guy

Joe: Ooh, yeah
All: Tie your mother down
All: Tie your mother down
Joe: Get that big, big, big, big, big, big daddy out of doors
All: Tie your mother down
Joe: Yeah, yeah
All: Tie your mother down
All: Give me all your love tonight
Joe: All your love tonight
All: All your love tonight
All: All your love tonight
All: All your love tonight

Joe: Oooh, yeah
All: Tonight