Lyrics: My Strongest Suit (Aida)

In life one has to face a huge assortment
Of nauseating fads and good advice
There's health and fitness, diet and deportment
And other pointless forms of sacrifice

Conversation, wit, I am a doubter
Manners, charm, they're no way to impress
So forget the inner me, observe the outer
I am what I wear and how I dress

Oh, now I believe in looking
Like my time on Earth is cooking
Whether polka dotted, striped or even checked
With some glamour guaranteeing
Every fiber of my being
Is displayed to quite remarkable effect
(ahh) From your cradle via trousseau
(ahh) To your death bed you're on view so
(ahh) Never compromise accept no substitute
(ahh) I would rather wear a barrel
(ahh) Than conservative apparel
(ahh) For dress has always been
My strongest suit

Over-wear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

(oh oh oh ah) Staying in or hitting town-wards,
(oh oh oh ah) From the top and working downwards
(oh oh oh ah) I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time
(Is stiched in time)
(oh oh oh ah) Whether wig or hat or turban
(oh oh oh ah) Whether clad boudoir or urban
(oh oh oh ah) Not to strut your stuff outrageously is a crime
(such a crime)
(oh overwear) And the few who are invited
(oh underwear) To my wardrobe are delighted
(oh anytime) As they wander through my things
To find en route(They're wandering through your things)
(oh negligee)That in negligee or formal
(oh)I am anything but normal (normal, normal)
(Oh ah) Dress has always been my strongest suit

Over-wear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
Over-wear, underwear, (I am what I wear) anytime, anywhere
Over-wear, underwear, (I said anytime) anytime, anywhere
Over-wear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (anywhere)

So bring me all my finest (finest),
most audacious, my divinest (divinest)
Most revealing most expensive and to boot
(most revealing, most expensive, most arresting)
Most arresting, (most heart-stopping) most heart-stopping,
(overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere yea)
Most free-flowing most eye-popping,
Most arresting, most heart-stopping, yea
Dress has always been my strongest suit

I am what I wear (My strongest suit)
I am what I wear (My strongest suit)
You know that I am what I wear
Dress has always been my strongest suit

So bring me all ma finest (ma finest)
Most audacious,my divinest (divenest)
Most revealing, most expensive and to boot
(most revealing Most expensive)
Most arresting, most heart-stopping, (ahh)
Most free-flowing most eye-popping, (most eye-popping)
Dress has always been my strongest suit(I am what I wear)
My strongest suit (I am what I wear)
You know that I am what I wear
Dress has always been My strongest
My Strongest, My Strongest,My Strongest,
My Strongest, My Strongest Suit!