Lyrics: I Don't Want To Throw Rice

(Dolly Parton - Bill Owens)

She married the one I love today
When my back was turned she took him away
Now while they're all outside, waiting to throw rice
What I want to throw will surely black her eyes.

'Cause I don't want to throw rice I want to throw rocks at her
She took the only love I had
No, I don't want to throw rice I want to throw rocks at her
It would be a way to hurt her 'cause she hurt me so bad.

--- Instrumental ---

Well, I never stole nothin' in my life
But if I get the chance I'll steal him from his wife
'Cause all is fair in love and war, maybe I'm carryin' this too far
But I feel like tying dynamite to her side of the car.

No I don't want to throw rice I want to throw rocks at her
She took the only love I had
No, I don't want to throw rice I want to throw rocks at her
It would be a way to hurt her 'cause she hurt me so bad...