Lyrics: Lounger

I know nothing
Don't know much
I think my education's gone out to lunch

I can't remember
I cannot think
What is the difference between Iron and Zinc?

I can listen
I can speak
But my conversational skills are gobblety-geek

I know Harold in 1066
Got shot in the eye with a long pointy stick

Revolutions and World War Two
Is it true what they say?
That Charles de Gaulle was a Hero
And Churchill's a Nero
I threw that away!

I get up when I like
Wear anything I like
Don't keep up with the cool
I make up my own rules

Don't have to eat my greens
Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
'Cause nobody is around to tell me off, now
I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging abow-ow-ow-ow-out
Is gau-au-au-au-au-ood

I know all I need to know
Why talk Swahili if it's where I won't go
Latin is clever
And sexy is French
Sprechen sie Deutsche would hardly make sense

Inquisitions and missionaries
Seem fairly bizarre
Do I follow commandments from Moses
Or petals off roses
I am a Czar!

I get up when I like
Wear anything I like
Don't keep up with the cool
I make up my own rules

Don't have to eat my greens
Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
'Cause nobody is around to tell me off, now
I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging abow-ow-ow-ow-out
Is gau-au-au-au-au-ood

Revolutions and World War Two,
Is it true what they say?
That Charles de Gaulle was a Hero
And Churchill's a Nero
I threw that away!

I get up when I like
Wear anything I like
Don't keep up with the cool
I make up my own rules

Don't have to eat my greens
Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
'Cause nobody is around to tell me off, ah

I get up when I like
Wear anything I like
Don't keep up with the cool
I make up my own rules

Don't have to eat my greens
Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
'Cause nobody is around to tell me off

La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la-lounge