Lyrics: On the Open Road

GOOFY:
Do you need a break from modern livin'?
Do you long to shed your weary load?
If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried
Just grab a friend and take a ride
Together, upon the road
Come on Maxie! A-hyuck!

MAX:
All in all, I'd rather have detention
All in all, I'd rather eat a toad
And the old man drives, like such a klutz
That I'm about to hurl my guts
Directly upon the open road!

GOOFY:
There's nothin' can upset me, cause now we're on our way
Our trusty map will guide us straight and true

MAX:
Roxanne please don't forget me, I will return someday
Though I may be in traction when I do!

GOOFY:
Me and Max relaxin' like the old days

MAX:
This is worse, than dragon breath and acne

GOOFY:
In a buddy-buddy kind of mode

MAX:
I'm so mad I think I may explode

GOOFY:
When I see that highway I could cry

MAX:
Y'know thats funny, so could I

BOTH:
Just bein' out on the open road!

COWGIRLS:
Howdy boys, is this the way to Nashville?

TOW TRUCK GUY:
Watch it mac! Or you'll be gettin' towed!

PRISONER:
I'm in no hurry to arrive, cause I'll be turning 65
The next time I sees the open road!

COUPLE:
Just a week of rest and relaxation
And the odd romantic episode!

MAX:
Very odd!

MICKEY MOUSE:
Haha! And it's Cal-i-forn-i-a or bust!

CRAZY OLD LADY:
Look out you dirtbags, eat my dust!
From now on, I own the open road!

GOOFY:
It's me and little Maxie, my pipsqeak pioneer

NUNS:
They're partners forever, westward ho! Yeehah!

MAX:
Could someone call a taxi and get me outta here
To Beverly Hills, 90210?

GOOFY:
Oh, every day, another new adventure
Every mile, another new zip code
And the cares we had are gone for good

MAX:
And I'd go with them if I could

CHORUS:
I've got no strings on me
I'm feelin' fancy free
How wonderful to be
On the open road!