Lyrics: A Friend Like Me

Master! I don't think you quite realise what you got here.
So why don't you just ruminate whilst I illuminate the possibilities

Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales
But master you're in luck coz up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say

Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
Ha ha ha

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours, true dish
How about a little more Baklava
Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me

Wha-ah-ah oh my
Wha-ah-ah no no
Wha-ah-ah na na ah

Can your friends do this
Do your friends do that
Do your friends pull this
Out their little hat
Can your friends go, poof
Well, looky here
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let her rip
And then make the sucker disappear

So don't just sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midnight prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a genie for your charge d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So whatcha wish, I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so and oh

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me

Yah-ha-ha
Wha-ah-ah

You ain't never had a friend like me