Lyrics: Peel Me A Grape

Peel me a grape, crush me some ice
skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow
talk to me nice, talk to me nice,
you gotta wine me and dine me
don't try to fool me, bejewel me
either amuse me or lose me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape
pop me a cork, french me a fry
crack me a nut, bring a bowl fulla of bon-bons
chill me some wine, keep standing by
just entertain me, champagne me
show me you love me, kid glove me
best way to cheer me, cashmere me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape

here's how to be an agreeable chap
love me and leave me in luxury's lap
hop when I holler skip when I snap
when I say, "do it" jump to it
send out for scotch, boil me a crab
cut me a rose make my tea with the petals
just hang around, pick up the tab
never out think me, just mink me
polar bear rug me, don't bug me
new Thunderbird me, you heard me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape slow-ow-ly

here's how to be an agreeable chap
love me and leave me in luxury's lap
hop when I holler skip when I snap
when I say, "do it" mmmhmm

send out for scotch, boil me a crab
cut me a rose make my tea with the petals
just hang around, pick up the tab
never out think me, just mink me
polar bear rug me, don't bug me
new Thunderbird me, you heard me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape
peel me
peel me a grape