Lyrics: Great Big Stuff

(freddy)
I thought i'd seen it all,
I thought i knew the score,
But coming here i've found a world i've never seen before

Now i know where i belong,
A life of taste and class,
With culture and sophistication,
Pouring out my ass!

(spoken)
What do i want?
I want this!
I want this!
Oh...! i want this!

(sung)
I thought i had a real gift,
That penny ante-grift,
But freddy's gettin' ready now to give his life a lift!

I'm tired of bein' a chump,
I wanna be like trump,
Two-hundred pounds of caviar in one gigantic lump, give me:

Great big stuff!
This is how i gotta live
Great big stuff!
Uh-uh no alternative
Great big stuff!
I want my silver spoon,
Don't need it right now but i better get it soon!

(spoken)
Hah-ah!
Uh-huh, uh-huh!

(sung)
I want a mansion with a moat,
Around which i will float
With some vast bottom babies in my glass bottom boat,
(with female chorus) a house in the bahamas!
Paisley silk pajamas!
Poker with al roker and our friend lorenzo lamas give me:

(chorus)
Great big stuff!

(freddy)
I really do deserve it!

(chorus)
Great big stuff!

(freddy)
With servants who will serve it!

(chorus)
Great big stuff!

(freddy)
I don't give a damn what it's fer
Every day's my birthday,
Every night is my bar-mitzfer!

(freddy and chorus)
Hey! hey!

(freddy)
Oh give me a home,
Where the centerfolds roam,
Guccioni on the phone,
He's got a party goin' on!
And hef'll have me over,
To play some naked twister,
Blotto in the grotto with a playmate and her sister!

(chorus)
Great big stuff!

(freddy)
Oh! rap stars will love me!

(chorus)
Great big stuff!

(freddy)
Get me a posse, a'ight!

(chorus)
Great big stuff!

(freddy)
Chillin' in the city,
Sittin' pretty in the caddy with p. daddy or puff diddy, or...whatever!

(spoken)
I'll change my name too!
I'll get my hatchback all pimped out!

(sung)
The islands in the winter,
The hampton's in the summer,
The fashion plate i date'll give me hummers in my hummer,
The cash to keep me idle,
The chicks to keep me vital,
The drugs to keep me happy,
Even when i'm suicidal!

(chorus)
Great big stuff!

(freddy)
Oh nothin' crass or crappy!

(chorus)
Great big stuff!

(freddy)
That'll make me very happy!

(chorus)
Great big stuff!

(freddy)
Bring it on and make it snappy!

(chorus)
Great big stuff!

(freddy)
I want some really classy shit!

(chorus)
Great big stuff!

(freddy)
Like...a mink tracksuit!

(chorus)
Great big stuff!

(freddy)
My own personal zamboni!

(chorus)
Great big stuff!

(freddy)
Lots of really unnecessary surgery!

(chorus)
Great big stuff!

(freddy)
I can finally afford to see a broadway show!

(chorus)
Great big stuff!

(freddy)
Gout!

(chorus)
Great big stuff, great big, great big, stuff!!

(freddy)
I just want someone to love me...for my money! yeah!!