Lyrics: Too Drunk to Fuck

I hit the bottle in the morning in the summer time
I quit my job cause it gets in the way
I find a party by the ocean buy the cheapest wine
Call up my friends to waste the day

I gotta dime bag, corduroys, colored sleeves,
And a bimble and some LSD
Now I’m just looking for a girl to meet
To help me forget my name

I could spend my lifetime getting high
Never wanna live in a suit and tie
Most of us are just livin a lie
That’s why we get fucked up every night

Oh I’ll get drunk all night
Oh I’ll get drunk all day
Oh I’ll get drunk all night
I’m sorry but I have to say
I’m too drunk to fuck

Now the party was jumpin
And the girls were fine, with the lipstick summer glaze
I got so many women comin after me
I put some pussy on layaway

I was smoked out, tore up, drunk as fuck
And I wouldn’t wanna change a thing
Young and dumb and full of cum
With a sugar loaded candy cane

I could spend my lifetime getting high
Never wanna live in a suit and tie
Most of us are just livin a lie
That’s why we get fucked up every night

Oh I’ll get drunk all night
Oh I’ll get drunk all day
Oh I’ll get drunk all night
Oh I’ll get drunk all day

Oh I’ll get drunk all night
Oh I’ll get drunk all day
Oh I’ll get drunk all night
I’m sorry but I have to say
I’m too drunk to fuck ya!

I’m too drunk to fuck ya!

I can’t eat, can’t sleep, and I’m bored as fuck
And the girl I want just walked away
She just found out I’m too drunk to fuck
It looks like I’m not getting laid

I could spend my lifetime getting high
Never wanna live in a suit and tie
Most of us are just livin a lie
That’s why we get fucked up every night

Oh I’ll get drunk all night
Oh I’ll get drunk all day
Oh I’ll get drunk all night
Oh I’ll get drunk all day

Oh I’ll get drunk all night
Oh I’ll get drunk all day
Oh I’ll get drunk all night
I’m sorry but I have to say
I’m too drunk to fuck ya!

I’m too drunk to fuck ya!

I’m too drunk to fuck ya

Somebody help me

Lord have mercy, Somebody help me
I’m can’t fucking breathe
I’m too drunk to fuck!