Lyrics: Somebody Get My Mom

Woke up today in a van
Traded my pillow for a miller lite can
And in two more days I lose the guitar
That i hawked slurped down a beer then one more Twelve ounces later I was outside your door and
The pebble I threw was probably more like a rock

Then I fell, skinned my knee
Broke my glasses, got stung by a bee
I lost my wallet and my car keys too
And to make matters worse I'm coming down with the flu
Somebody get my mom cause I think something's broken again
And I don't want to be just friends
I said thanks for the ride
I'll just limp back inside
Cause I don't want you to see me cry
I just want my mom
Somebody get my mom
I just want my mom, get my mom

Authorities came I guess I was gone
Next thing you know I'm passed out on the lawn
And boy did I wake up fast with a Rottweiler's tongue in my mouth
Wrote you a note but it got soaked
When I went deep sea fishing and I fell out of the boat
And got caught on the trout line and wasn't found for three days

Then I fell, skinned my knee
Broke my glasses, got stung by a bee
I lost my wallet and my car keys too
And to make matters worse I'm coming down with the flu
Somebody get my mom cause I think something's broken again
And I don't want to be just friends
I said thanks for the ride
I'll just limp back inside
Cause I don't want you to see me cry
I just want my mom
Somebody get my mom
I just want my mom, get my mom

M o m m y she makes me cobbler cause I hate pie
She coached baseball when we needed her
We lost every game but to her came in first
And I'm so glad that she met my dad
I wouldn't be here if she never had
Let's go
I guess this is it the end of the song
Just my luck nobody sang along
I guess i'l put dow this guitar and take the mongoose back home

Then I fell, skinned my knee
Broke my glasses, got stung by a bee
I lost my wallet and my car keys too
And to make matters worse I'm coming down with the flu
Somebody get my mom cause I think something's broken again
And I don't want to be just friends
I said thanks for the ride
I'll just limp back inside
Cause I don't want you to see me cry
I just want my mom (I just want my mom)Somebody get my mom (somebody get my mom) I just want my mom (I just want my mom)
Get my mom
M o m m y