Lyrics: Shitty Record Offer

(Different Voice than from Use Your Fingers)
Soon to be released on world famous Cheese Factory Records.

(Singing) Take the good, take the bad, take the gold and there you have
Facts of life, the facts of life

The obnoxious model-beating lead vocalist of a certain
chart-topping heavy metal glam-rock band, although he can't be
named for legal reasons, he sings your favorite mid-80's TV theme songs.

(Singing in the background)
Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum
What might be right for you, might not be right for some

(Singing) Different strokes, different strokes to the world

Including that irresitable ditty.

(Singing) Charles in charge, of our days, and our nights

Available exclusively on Cheese Factory Records.