Lyrics: Kids Game

SAMMY
I got ya. I shot ya
And ya bloody know I did
I got ya. I shot ya

LINDA
I stopped it with the bin lid.

SAMMY
Bin lid -- but
You know that if you cross your fingers

ALL
And if you can count from one
You can get up off the ground again
It doesn't matter
The whole thing's just a game.

MICKEY
What are we going to play now?

LINDA
Gangsters.

PERKINS
My name is Elliot Ness
And lady here's my card.
I'm looking for one Al Capone

ALL
Who?

PERKINS
Mac, check the back.
Sarge, you check the yard!

DONNA MARIE
But pal, I've told y'Al ain't home!

PERKINS
Oh, yeh. Bang, bang, bang.
So, lady, can I use your telephone?

SAMMY
He missed.

MICKEY, LINDA AND PERKINS
But you know that if you cross your fingers
And if you count from one to ten
You can get up off the ground again.

ALL
It doesn't matter. The whole thing's just a game.

SAMMY
Cowboys

COWBOY
When I say, "Draw!"
You'd better grab that gun
And maybe say a little prayer
Cos I'm the fastest draw
That man, you ever saw
Call up your woman. Say goodbye to her

DONNA MARIE
Shame!

COWBOY
Cos ya know you're goin' right down there

SAMMY
Bazooka!

MICKEY
Indians

ALL
But you know that if you cross your fingers
And if you count from one to ten
You can get up off the ground again.
It doesn't matter, the whole thing's just a

PERKINS
Watch out!

SAMMY
My name's Professor Howe,
An' zees bomb I 'old,
Eet can destroy ze 'emisphere,
I've primed it, I've timed it
To explode,
Unless you let me out of here

ALL
No!

SAMMY
Then I suggest you cover your ears

LINDA
But you know that if you cross your fingers

LINDA AND DONNA MARIE
And if you count from one to ten

ALL
You can get up off the ground again,
It doesn't matter,
The whole thing's just a game
The whole thing's just a game
The whole thing's just a game