Lyrics: Suzy And Jeffrey

Even though Jeff was worried
They weren't in a hurry
They planned a lovely honeymoon
Sue had a brand new Chevy
Conservative in good taste
Only 30 payments due
They had outstanding tickets
They had no car insurance
But they had lots of things to do
They were getting organised
They had their plans all finalised
The date was set for Saturday

Suzy and Jeffrey
They're gonna get married
They're going for a blood test

What if I don't pass my blood test
What about our marriage licence
What if I can't be deprogrammed
Don't act like it's your last chance
We could have fun at the Spahn Ranch
It's not like Gordon Avenue

Suzy and Jeffrey
They're gonna get married
They're going for a blood test
Jeffrey said Let's wait
Sue took her foot off of the brake
He drove into a wall

Don't get excited now don't shout
I'll scratch your eyes out
Now we can't have our honeymoon
Don't touch she's my fiance
Say but I like the way you play
An autograph from Orson Welles

I'm a fan here's my record
It's one we can't get programmed
We want to give to all of you
They had a little argument
Sue took her foot off of the brake
He drove the car into a wall
They had a little argument
Sue took her foot off of the brake
He drove the car into a wall
They had a disagreement
Sue took her foot off of the brake
He drove the car into a wall