Lyrics: Depends

(1,2,1,2,3,4!)

I don't want to urinate on myself
I don't want to urinate on anyone else
but I guess that really doesn't matter anymore
because I can't control my bladder anymore

Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Step back in the light
no more soiled nights alone
but I guess I don't have a care
because there's not a load in my underwear

I'm sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go)
I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go)
I had an accident today
I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn't know what to say

But, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Step back into life (go, go)
no more soiled nights alone
well, I guess that I don't have a care
if I don't have a load in my underwear

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Uh, anyway, uh, well as I was saying,
my dog, nice dog, bending over, uh

If you dropped your keys, you'd bend over too.

Uh, so, uh, well, uh, just wanna say,
thank you all for coming to the sperm bank.
Do you have a question there?

Shit Scott. That aki-mofo be messin' with
my lady, gotta be runnin' cold upsidedown
his head, you know what I'm sayin mans? Hey
holmes, I can dig it, that brotha ain't
gonna pick up on you man, i.c.a (??) Scott,
(??), pretty J, I did the same-ol same-ol,
hey, (??), lick the gray metal fat (??),
I take tcb'in man. Hey, you know what they
say, you see the (??), you lay her down and
slackum yackum, cold gotta be ya know man,
shit.

Uh, are you uh, feelin' all right?

Oh man... jmofoba lay me to the bones,
she's jackin me up... tightly!

Alright. Get out the scissors and get in place.
Ready? Now start choppin.

Hey man, someone spot me, it's heavy!

Alright, now heave it on down here!

(sound of someone falling down the stairs)

Okay, it's all the way down there!

Aw... who taught you how to throw the dick down the stairs?