Lyrics: Poster Parent

Who's yr favourite person, and do you know them personally?
Maybe he's a she and she's a reject, she's just like me.
Does it make yr bones break, when yr sitting thinking of them?
Does it make yr cold heart seize, again, again, again, again, again?

I've got blu-tack on my back
Got it signed with personal thanx
Take it down? You bet I daren't
I'm hanging over like a poster parent

Wanna know he's mine, and that he'll never cheat on me
Cuz everywhere I go, his face is all that I can see
Maybe it's just he's more popular that I assumed
Mabye I’ll go one better, I’ll get his stone cold heart exhumed.

Boyfriend, don't try to stop me
Boyfriend, I love you equally
Boyfriend, but this is inherent
Boyfriend, I need my poster parent