Lyrics: Teddy Picker

They sped up to the point where they provoke
The punchline before they have told the joke
Come see a desperation to be scene
Staring at the television screen
They sped up to the point where they provoke
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the top one hundred list

And it's the thousandth time that's even bolder
Don't be suprised when you get bent over
They told ya, but you were dying for it

Saw it had to grab it and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it whatever that means

Another variation on the theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?
D'you reckon that they make em take an oath?
That says we are defenders
Of any poser or professional pretender around

When did your list replace the twist and turn
And the fist, replace the kiss don't concern
Your bollocks I don’t want your prayer
Save it for the morning after

And it's the thousandth time that's even bolder
Don't be suprised when you get bent over
They told ya, but you were gagging for it

Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough cant I have it quicker?
Already thick and you’re getting thicker
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough cant I have it quicker?
Already Thick and you’re getting thicker

What d'you mean, all things are equal?
Who’d want to be men of the people
When there’s people like you?