Lyrics: Ladder In My Tights

Yeah, yeah, yeah, shooby-dooby-doo

Just one more word and I'm gonna explode
I'm gonna self-combust
I'm gonna blow up the world
With just one more look, you're gonna cross the line
I mean over the edge
You're on thin black ice

Ooh, there's a litle bit of psycho in me, I confess
Why d'you wanna pick on me and not the rest?
Does it make you feel big, does it make you feel clever?
So tell me how's the weather

(Aah-aah)
If I just had a little more time, I'd get some duck tape and silverware
(Aah-aah)
Oh, if I had just a little more time
I'd show you...

[Chorus]
The world feels so much better when you find you don't fit
There's a ladder in your tights and
Who gives a aah!
If whoops, you ain't shiny and perfect
There's a ladder in my tights and
That's the way, ah-hah, I like it
That's the way I feel about it
You'll be trying to hitch a ride with me

When it finally hits you

Yeah, yeah, yeah

With just one more push, trying to make me your clone
Marking me out of ten for the label on my clothes
Just one more squack and I'm gonna hit back
I'm gonna burn down your house in a heated attack

Ooh, there's a little bit of devil in me, I confess
Cos you wanna pick on me and not the rest

(Aah-aah)
If I had just a little more time, I'd get some C4 and dynamite
(Aah-aah)
Oh, if I had just a little more time
I'd show you...

[Chorus]

Hey!
And you will all be coming round
Give it time, let you find yourselves
Hey!
Free yourself from the crowd (the crowd, the crowd...)
Yeah!

[Chorus]
The world feels so much better when you find you don't fit
There's a ladder in your tights and
Who gives a aah!
If whoops, you ain't shiny and perfect
There's a ladder in my tights and
That's the way, ah-hah, I like it
That's the way I feel about it

[Chorus]
The world feels so much better when you find you don't fit
Hey! There's a ladder in my tights and
Who gives a aah!
If whoops, you ain't shiny and perfect
There's a ladder in my tights and
That's the way, ah-hah, I like it
That's the way I feel about it
You'll be trying to hitch a ride with me

When it finally hits you