Lyrics: Sheila's Wheels

Fellas, aren't you glad you're not a woman
You're not a Sheila, you're a Peter or a Clive
Because their lack of spatial awareness
Makes them really fucking careless
You should never ever let a woman drive

When a girl is sitting at the wheel
You're gonna hear the crunch of steel
There's a very real danger
That she'll crash into a stranger
If you want to leave the car alive
Never let a woman drive

If you ever let a bird reverse
You're gonna end up in a hearse
You're in massive fucking peril
If your driver's name is Cheryl
If you want to leave the car alive
Never let a woman drive